I posted something of a "Request for quote" on a costuming forum called The League of Heroes. Very nice forum filled with talented and enthusiastic people.
I'm looking for someone who can sew together a few pairs of briefs for the costume. I will provide material, and a pattern. If you're reading this and you are such a person, please shoot me an email.
I thought about tackling this myself, but I would rather just go with someone who has both the experience and equipment already on hand. Though a serger will probably only run me a couple hundred bucks, I cannot guarantee that I will have the patience to keep working at it until I get it right. I'm just not like that with sewing.